Okay before I get into the review there's a few things I want to explain. Firstly I'm actually a tad bit late for this Road to. Cause when doing the math I should've started this in January but that was something I didn't realize until the trailer was released. I started to think it was too late to make a Road to. Which sucks because I actually grew up with the Scary Movie series. But upon thinking about it I decided to do something that I don't usual do. I'll be reviewing the first two Scary Movies during this month. Then reviewing Scary Movie 5 in June around the time the new movie will be released. Sorry for the somewhat long explanation, I just wanted to give a rundown of what to expect. So enough of my BS, let's get to the review.
Scary Movie is a parody movie and the first installment to the Scary Movie franchise. While other films are spoofed, the main movies being made fun of are Scream & I Know What You Did Last Summer. Production was done by Wayans Bros. Entertainment, Gold/Miller Productions, Brad Grey Pictures with Dimension Films distributing. Keenen Ivory Wayans directed, while his brothers Shawn and Marlon wrote the story along with fellow writers Buddy Johnson, Phil Beauman, and the forever infamous Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.
The story is, a year ago Cindy and her friends accidentally killed a man while having a drunken good time. But now a mysterious man wearing a Ghostface costume has set his sights on them and plans to kill them for what they've done. Cindy and her friends need to desperately wise up and figure out who's the man behind the mask.
- Negatives
I've got nothing.
- Mix
The only mix bag was the humor. Now I found myself laughing at a lot of the jokes in this. Even the ones I already knew were coming. Like Shorty's line of "Run bitch, run!" line, that hilarious chase up the stairs gag, Buffy's whole scene with Ghostface, and of course Ghostface's amazing rap. Those were all hilarious. But sometimes there's a fart joke or some gross out jokes that just didn't work. But for the most part this is a very funny movie.
- Positives
One praise I'll give is the pacing. This movie goes by perfectly. Not one minute feels wasted. Every moment felt well timed and didn't drag on and on. You can pop this in your player or stream it and have a good time without anything feeling like it's a drag.
The last thing I'll praise is the cast. Anna Faris is excellent as Cindy. She brought a lovely dim but endearing charm to the movie's very edgy tone, and I'm she came back for the later sequels. Then we had Shawn and Marlon Wayans who brought they own talent as well. I know Marlon has starred in other movies such as Requiem for a Dream, White Chicks, and more recently Him. But I will forever love his performance as Shorty. He's just a riot in this. Then there's Shawn as Ray. He was perfectly subtle for a character who's sexuality isn't quite subtle. And as for the rest of the cast they're all amazing as well. Whether it's Regina Hall bringing over the top sass as Brenda or both Elizabeth Shannon and Jon Abrahams bringing absurdity to the most cliché teen-slasher characters, everyone was fully committed to their parts.
Guys, I really like Scary Movie. Maybe it's because of my soft spot for it cause this was my first exposure to more adult comedies, but I thought this movie was fun before and I find it fun now.
My final rating is, Good.
That's all for now. Come back on Saturday, Mar 7th, for my review of the newest Pixar film, Hoppers. Until then, enjoy the rest of your day.


























